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Monday, February 27, 2006



This is my dad jon.

Sunday, February 26, 2006

news.

There is going to be lots of games, photos, links, and much more on joel fun. I hope you like this blog so far and I hope you like my next posts.

Saturday, February 25, 2006

If you like cute animals click on this website and you'll see loads.

this is cute overload

Sunday, February 19, 2006

Tips for children to stay up late.

1. say stuff like I will have no stories if you let me watch one last programme.

2. if you are watching something amd your mum ore dad says time for bed say wait here comes the exciting part.

3. when you are in bed keep on saying stuff like my blanket is to hot.

4. start a conversation and make it long.

5. predend to fall a sleep on the sofa and if you get the chance start watching something quietly.

Sunday, February 12, 2006

magic tricks.

Here is a great magic trick it will amaze everyone you do it on.

1.get a small piece of cotton wool.
2.show it to the person you are doing the trick on.
3.quickly when the person is not looking put the cotton wool up your sleeve.
4.say it has disappeared.
5.wait for him to say something like where has it gone.
6.say you are going to make it reappear and when not looking take it out of your sleeve and show him it.

to make your freind not look when your getting the cotton wool out or up your sleeve show him something to look at and do it when he is looking at the thing you let him look at.

Saturday, February 11, 2006

How animals sleep.


ants never sleep.

dolphins sleep with one eye open.

horses can sleep standing.

some birds can sleep when there flying.

a snail can sleep for three years.

giraffes only sleep for half an hour.

mothers of baby dolphins don't sleep for a month after they are born!

Friday, February 10, 2006



this is a pop art photo of me.

calendar of the future.

2015 fire-fighting robots that can find and rescue people are coming to town.
2025 they are selling the cars that drive themselves.
2053 clothes that put themselves in the drawer.
2069 bins that empty themselves.

Here is a good fact if you started counting the moment you were born and continued counting without stopping until you reached the age of sixty five you still would not have counted to a billion.

I found this great game it is one of my favourite fighting games.

this is 3 foot ninja

Thursday, February 09, 2006

How you count to ten in chinese.

1-ye 2-er 3-san 4-si 5-wu 6-liu 7-qi 8-ba 9-jiu 10-shi

Here is a practical joke

Record the telephone ringing then wait for your mum or dad to get into the bath then play the recording then when there out of the bath awnsering the phone turn the cold tap so when they go back into the bath it will be really cold.

How to eat healthily.

1.Only eat about three chocolates or sweeties a day but if it is a big chocolates or sweetie it counts as two.

2.Eat fruit and vegetables.



this is me.

I sponsored a dog click here if you want to.

dogs trust

Brain teasers.

I drop from a cloud but I don't hurt myself because I am light as a feather what am I.

there is going to be more brain teasers on joel fun.



this is my cat monty

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Tips for a good sleep.

1.read a book before you go to sleep but make sure it's not too exciting.
2.think nice thoughts.
3.watch some thing relaxing before you go to sleep.
4.don't play video games before you go to sleep.
5.have a nice deep bath before you go to sleep.
6.don't drink coffee before you go to sleep.

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Games

count the letter A

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What parents really mean.

1.we'll see = no.
2.maybe when your older=never.
3.do you think that's a good idea=do you think i'm stupid.
4.don't do anything I wouldn't do=don't do anything.
5.we love you very much=look after us when were old.

Here is some more games.

this is blobz

this is bug

this is super mario

I really like computer games. here are two of my favourites.

this is tetris
this is bomb jack

Do you get angry too easily? here are my tips to stay calm.

1.If you get really angry deep breaths will help.
2.try yoga.
3.think about something peaceful, like snow falling, or the sea side.
4.count to ten.
5.have a bath.

Monday, February 06, 2006

Here is another prank.

1.You go up stairs.
2.get a cushion.
3.when the person comes in drop the cushion on his head.

Don't you hate it when women get mad at you well here is some tricks to stop that.

1.When a women is trying to be beautiful make a big fuss over how she looks.

2.when a women is saying something not funny but serious you better not laugh.

jokes.

It's great when your funny but what if you can't be funny you need help these are some jokes that you can say.

knock knock who is there jack jack who jack in the box!
tip shout jack in the box

help me I need glasses you do sir this is a cafe.

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Do you want to know tricks to get money from your friends here is one.

1.get a glass of water and a hat.
2.say to your friend I bet you one pound I can drink this water without touching the hat.
3.wait for him to say ok.
4.go under the table and say your drinking the water.
5.let him take the hat away then you drink the water.
6.you have won the bet now take his one pound

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Hello and welcome to joel fun. My name is Joel. This is my first post I hope you like it and I hope you like my next posts.