joel fun

Saturday, May 13, 2006



This is my next door neighbours' kitten. His name is Pickle, he is 8 weeks old!

I am entering myself in a blogging competition!

Next year I am entering myself in a blogging competition, the prize is over 200 pounds! I hope I win.

Saturday, May 06, 2006

Mixing colour

PAINT

1. Red + yellow = orange

2. Yellow + blue = green

3. Blue + red = purple

4. Red + yellow + blue = brown


LIGHT

1. Red + green = yellow

2. Green + blue = cyan

3. Blue + red = magenta

4. Red + green + blue = white

Music genres.

1. Classical

2. Jazz

3. Folk

4. R & B / Soul

5. Rock

6. Country

7. Comedy

8. Electronic

9. Dance

10. Reggae

11. Pop

12. Easy listening

13. World

14. Latin

15. Opera

16. Blues

17. New age

Friday, May 05, 2006

Annoying things teachers always say.

1. I don't care who started it.

2. Something's obviously very funny, so why don't you share it with the rest of us?

3. This is for your benefit, so please wake up.

4. Honestly, it's like talking to a brick wall sometimes.

5. I'd expect that kind of behaviour from her, but really, i'm surprised at you.

6. If your so clever why don't you come up here and take the lesson?

7. Would you do that at home?

8. Come on. We're waiting.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Real-life pirates

1. Grace O'Malley (Grainne ni mhaille) Pirate queen of Connacht 1530-1603.

2. Sir Henry Morgan 1635-1688.

3. William Kidd, Captain Kidd 1645-1701.

4. William Dampier (famed as an explorer) 1652-1715.

5. Samuel Bellamy, Black Bellamy d.1717

6. Jack Rackham, Calico Jack d.1720

7. Edward Teach, Blackbeard 1680-1718

8. Anne Bonney 1697/8-1720

9. Mary Read d.1721

10. Jean Laffite c.1780-c.1826

What do toothless animals eat?

Blue whale - Krill (tiny shrimp-like creatures).

Tortoise - Tears off leaves with its horny beak.

Anteater - Scoops up ants and other insects with its long tongue.

Pangolin - Eats termites, uses stones and sand to help break down food.

Celebrity dragons.

1. Draco - Teams up with dragonslayer in Dragonheart.

2. Dragon - Falls in love with the donkey in shrek.

3. Horntail Dragon - Stars in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

4. Puff - The magic dragon from the song.

5. Smaug - In the Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkein.

6. Norbert - Hagrid's baby dragon in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Highest-earning fictional characters.

1. Mickey mouse

2. Winnie the pooh

3. Frodo baggins

4. Harry potter

5. Nemo

6. Yu-gi-oh!

7. Spongebob squarepants

8. Spider-man

9. wolverine (x-men)

10. Pikachu (pokemon)